The 21st Calco Cup

Proud host of the european tour, now to be proud host of the 21st Anniversary of the Calco Cup

After yet another challenging and stop start year on and off the golf course, the 21st running of the prestigious Calco Cup will go ahead on September 21st as planned. The sun always shines on the Calco boys.

The Venue

The stunning 5 Star Luxurious resort Aphrodite Hills is elegantly placed on a beautiful historical and mythological hill, with panoramic views overlooking the remarkable beauty of the glistening Mediterranean Sea and the birth place of Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love. Who will fall in love with their game this year and get their name on the trophy??

2021 Sees the only ever present Mr Steve Hardwick  and the returning Mr Stephen Callaghan reunited, the SAS are back baby! The 5 star all-inclusive package with 3 rounds of golf is sure to serve up a severe test on and off the golf course.

31 golfers will tee it up with current champ Stuart Kiltie looking to be the first back to back winner, not a problem for Billy Big Balls!!!! Other notable returnees are Sam Wilkinson, Jeff Wind, Micky Newt…….. A warm welcome to the Calco newbies Gregg Linnel (committee man in waiting) Mark Colley (potential champ in waiting) Charlie Porter (just waiting)!!!  As well as six for two McHugh and Foghorn Cleghorn, after doing a bit of the Hokey Cokey  – in,out… in,out!

This year’s Calco is a truly international affair with many Englishmen, 4 Jocks (this is part of our care in the community pledge) 1 North Korean and a Brummy currently with antlers  all making the starting line up.

The golf courses

Aphrodite Hills resort championship course

has the perfect mix of challenging pot bunkers, manicured fairways of lush Bermuda grass ( Just for Ben ) and generous tiered greens. Visually spectacular, the course expands through indigenous olive and carob trees and is built on two plateaus, separated by a dramatic ravine with outstanding views over the Mediterranean, and on a clear day they say you can actually see Turkey but don’t tell the returning Callaghan.

 

Secret Valley Golf Resort

offering one of the island’s most challenging 18-hole golf courses, consistently rated by guests as providing the best presented greens and playing surfaces in Cyprus. A “Links” style 9 out and 9 back course awaits us so any windy conditions is sure to play its part.

So there are many questions to be answered

Can Stuart Kiltie defend despite his handicap hammering??

Could this be the year for the only ever present Steve Hardwick??

Can Davo back up his amazing 45 point round in 2020 and put 3 rounds together?

How about the returning Calla…. 3rd yes 3rd in Ireland when he last played a competitive round??

How about the chances of the Southerners??

Will the real Pete Burke please stand up and return to form??

Can resident bookie and all round great guy Dave Bell shake the book up and spring a surprise??

Can Steve Tatt hold his nerve and shake off his nearly man title?

All will be revealed after 3 days of competitive golf.

The Calco warm up event takes place on Sunday 22nd August at Howley Hall and I’m sure this will give some pointers as to the destination of this year’s Calco trophy. The long awaited and always good value form guide provided by MWS will follow shortly after and be posted on the website.

We also welcome back Daz Burley and his merry men aka the non-golfers, who add plenty to the trip.

A final mention that this year’s comp see’s the welcome return of fancy dress night. The theme is the Greatest Showman and yes, the Calco Circus rolls into town and I do not just mean Mark Wallis South.

Good luck to all the boys…………


The Warm Up

A fantastic turnout for the first combined RSM Urn/Calco warm up, with 40 players turning out. Playing for a major trophy focused the lads minds and some great performances were put in. After Armageddon style weather forecasts earlier in the week we once again saw the sun shine on the Calconians 😀

For the first time in years we didn’t see a southerner teeing the ball up for the warm up. Pete Burke read the brochure wrong! Jimmy was on holiday, Paul Rich was skint, Ben was doing a bit of courting 😘  and Coco was celebrating his 60th with a visit to the circus, before the real one comes to town!!

Singles stableford was once again the format, this was run alongside a medal for the RSM Urn which was won by Alan Sumner with a fantastic score 43 points off 16. He’d never get that handicap off the Calco!! Congratulation Al, great win, unfortunately he’s not able to join us on this year’s trip.

There were some surprises at the top this year with Jimmy Curley coming in with a winning score of 39 points. A trio of 37 points followed with serial choker Stevie H nicking second on a back 9 count. Third was taken by Big Al Doig, some return to form maybe?? He managed to push silent assassin Martin Crossfield into 4th with a back 6 countback. This was after Martin had shot a 1 under gross on the front nine!

Only five Calconians scored 30 or more at last year’s warm up. This year 15 of the 22 competitors managed this target. Last year’s Champ Stuart Kiltie, showing he’s not just a one hit wonder, came in with a creditable 35 points, plus yet another longest drive!! Three rookies to lookout for – Gregg Linnell, Mark Colley and Neil Cleghorn – 36, 34 & 34 respectively, keep an eye out 👀

At the wrong end with squeaky Moose bums was our returning podium finisher of 2019 Mr Callaghan and our rookie Mr McHugh with 24 & 22 respectively. I’m sure the two of them will become good friends on the trip, moaning about their handicaps and sharing their buggy on day 2 & 3 😉  Just kidding boys plenty of time to find that A game that’s in there somewhere!! Mr Baldwin, Porter and Kenzitt probably won’t sleep easy and will be looking over their shoulders.

So here we are again boys, business end once again. Time to focus that mind, isolate your problem areas and improve those weaknesses over the remaining couple of weeks. If all else fails buys some new clubs!

Points to note

Kiltie, Fearnsides and Hardwick all drawn out in exactly the same positions as last year on day one!  AND Lister, Rich and Whitworth all drawn out together on day one same as the previous year…….. UNBELIEVABLE JEFF!!!!!

As always good luck to our fellow Calconians and we look forward to welcoming you all to the 5 Star Aphrodite Hills, Cyprus.

The Committee

The SAS, PLB & Doigy (& Greg Linnel ‘GLB’ in waiting 😉)

Warm Up Leaderboard

Jimmy Curley 39
Steve Hardwick 37
Alan Doig 37
Martin Crossfield 37
Robbe Fleming 36
Gregg Linnell 36
Stuart Kiltie 35
Mark Colley 34
Chris Ramm 34
Neil Cleghorn 34
Peter Forster 33
Craig Lightowler 32
Steve Tattersfield 32
Andy Fearnsides 32
Phil Lister 32
Jeffrey Wind 29
Mark Wallis (N) 28
Joe Kenzitt 28
Charlie Porter 27
Micky Baldwin 25
Stephen Callaghan 25
Steve McHugh 22

Calco Cup 2021 Information

 

Handicaps

Player WHI Aprhrodite Hills HCap Secret Valley HCap
Robbe Fleming 6 7 6
Peter Burke 6.9 7 6
Stephen Tattersfield 7.5 7 6
Mark Colley 7.3 8 7
Andrew Fearnsides 8.1 9 8
Stephen Hardwick 8.4 9 8
Peter Forster 9 8
Neil Cleghorn 10.1 11 10
Micheal Baldwin 10.4 11 10
Stuart Kiltie 12.2 11 10
Gavin Whitworth 10.6 12 10
Philip Lister 11.5 13 12
James Holliday 12.2 13 12
Alan Doig 12.3 13 12
Joseph Kenzitt 12.6 13 12
Paul Rich 12.5 13 12
Martin Crossfield 13.1 14 13
Adam Davison 15.7 14 13
Benedict Moyle 14 13
Craig Lightowler 14.3 16 15
Christopher Ramm 14.6 16 15
Gregory Linnell 16.1 16 15
Sam Wilkinson 18 17
Jefferey Wind 17.1 19 18
Mark Wallis (S) 19 18
James Curley 25.2 20 19
Mark Wallis (N) 22 21
Charles Porter 23.4 25 24
Steven McHugh 25.5 26 25
Stephen Callaghan 26 25
David Bell 27 26

The Draw

Martin Crossfield
Neil Cleghorn
Greg Linnell

Paul Rich
Phil Lister
Gav Whitworth
Peter Forster

Chris Ramm
David Bell
Alan Doig
Craig Lightowler

Charlie Porter
Jeffrey Wind
Stuart Kiltie
Micky Baldwin

Mark Colley
Jimmy Curley
Jimmy Holliday
Steve McHugh

Peter Burke
Mark Wallis (N)
Steve Tattersfield
Adam Davison

Sam Wilkinson
Ben Moyle
Robbe Fleming
Andrew Fearnsides

Joe Kenzitt
Stephen Callaghan
Steve Hardwick
Mark Wallis (S)

 


Blind Auction 2021

You can now make a blind bid for any lot below. As per the information in the brochure the following is required.

  1. Bids to be put forward on paper and given to Steve Hardwick in a sealed Envelope.
  2. You will put the lot number on your slip with your name or names in the syndicate on it.
  3. Put you bid in Euros on the slip.
  4. Also put your lot number on the outside of the envelope.
  5. Euros will be paid once successful bid is notified.

All bids to be handed in ASAP. Southerners can either post up to me or hand them in when we arrive in Cyprus, but all bids must be sealed.

Due to the late arrival of the majority of players the successful bids will be announced after the golf on day 1.

If by any chance there is a lot that has not had a bid we will then auction them off also after day 1 of the tournament.

GOOD LUCK

Lot Numbers Players
Lot 1 Martin Crossfield
Lot 2 Neil Cleghorn & Gregg Linnell
Lot 3 Paul Rich
Lot 4 Phil Lister & Gavin Whitworth
Lot 5 Peter Forster
Lot 6 Chris Ramm & David Bell
Lot 7 Alan Doig
Lot 8 Craig Lightowler & Charlie Porter
Lot 9 Jeff Wind
Lot 10 Stuart Kiltie & Micky Baldwin
Lot 11 Mark Colley
Lot 12 Jimmy Curley & Jimmy Holliday
Lot 13 Steve McHugh
Lot 14 Peter Burke & Mark Wallis (North)
Lot 15 Steve Tattersfield
Lot 16 Adam Davison & Sam Wilkinson
Lot 17 Ben Moyle
Lot 18 Robbe Fleming & Andy Fearnsides
Lot 19 Joe Kenzitt
Lot 20 Stephen Callaghan & Steve Hardwick
Lot 21 Mark Wallis (South)

Calco Cup 2021 Form Guide

CYPRUS

VENUE – APHRODITE HILLS/SECRET VALLEY

FIELD – 30 (previous 5 years 24,32,36,36,35)

PREVIOUS CALCO CUP WINNERS TAKING PART
Pete Burke (3), Ben Moyle (2), Alan Doig, Steve Tattersfield, Jimmy Holliday, Jimmy Curley, Peter Forster, Gav Whitworth, Micky Baldwin, Paul Rich, Stuart Kiltee

PREVIOUS CALCO CUP MOOSES TAKING PART
Steve Callaghan (4), David Bell (3), Gav Whitworth, Mark Wallis (S), Mark Wallis (N)

WHERE & WHEN TO BET
Visit Bells Bookies – with an array of specials on personal request

WEATHER
Hot & sunny with temperatures in the mid 30’s

COURSE GUIDE

DAY 1 – APHRODITE HILLS

A magnificent championship course designed by Cabell Robinson that meanders through the natural terrain with manicured Bermuda fairways and Bent grass greens. Hitting those beautiful fairways will be the first task, errant shots will face tough pot bunkers and penalising rough with the odd water hazard that will challenge this year’s Calconians to the full! Whilst the tricky greens will ruin scorecards if the flat stick is cold, a tough test for all.

KEY ATTRIBUTE – Power, Accuracy & Putting

DAY 2 – SECRET VALLEY

Hopefully most players have survived day 1 as we move to Secret Valley for day 2. This is a highly prestigious course to play, nestled in a scenic valley surrounded by mature trees and beautiful natural rock formations. It will suit those that can plot their way round. Still a stern test it will be slightly less brutal than Aphrodite Hills and significantly shorter, could give the higher handicappers a chance.

KEY ATTRIBUTE – Accuracy

Day 3 – APHRODITE HILLS

We return to the spectacular views of Aphrodite Hills and those that are out first will be fighting for their life’s not to moose whilst the leaders are out last and know that the day will be full of swings one way or the other!! The nerves will no doubt get the better of some at both ends!

STORY OF 2020

Our first Major celebrating the 20th Calco Cup had four rounds at Sueno Pines & Sueno Dunes in Turkey played in swelteringly hot conditions. Day 1 of the first 72 hole major saw a familiar face at the head of the leaderboard after the opening 18 holes, a fine round of 37 pts for two time winner Ben Moyle in his 18th Calco Cup set the pace by 1 shot from rookie Joe Kenzitt. As ever Steve Tattersfield was to the fore just 2 shots off the pace with 2019 runner up Martin Crossfield filling 4th spot.

The day wasn’t without incident as Wallis South, who was having a shocker at the time leaked his tee shot a bit right on the par 3 seventh. Despite clearing the water it agonisingly rolled back into the drink. His provisional was sadly worse so while his fellow players lined up their second shots on or around the green Coco decided he could see his original ball and thought it was a good idea to retrieve it (tight git!).  Unfortunately taking one step on the lining on the edge of the water he completely slipped down the bank and inch by inch sank into the smelliest water you could imagine. His playing partner Davo quickly raced to his rescue when Coco was just about waist high and dangled a pitching wedge for him to grab hold of before he went right under! Needless to say once dragged out the hole took quite a few minutes to finish as his playing partners tried to stop laughing. Thankfully the 40 degree temperatures dried the soggy clothes pretty quickly but all we could here for the next few holes was the squelching of water filled golf shoes, what a clown!

At the wrong end it was a disastrous start for Ady Clough who could only muster 15 pts 5 adrift of the field but without doubt the biggest shock was the presence of three time winner Pete Burke in the bottom 3 after a dismal 21 pts. However his quote to just about everyone in the bar afterwards “it’s a marathon not a sprint” was something only he could believe!

Day 2

Onto the Sueno Dunes and hopefully a chance for a few to forget about their day one’s disasters! Bells Bookies would likely have given 100/1 odds against Pete Burke getting less points than on day 1 but sensationally he could only scramble 20 pts while Ady Clough’s 27 pts saw him overtake the Calco legend. However fortunately for Burke injury? Illness? (I can’t remember) had struck Craig Lightowler early in the round and with only 7 holes to his name he would find himself 9 points adrift of safety at the half way stage.

Day 2 would see another rookie, Stuart Kiltie, flex his not inconsiderable muscles, with a magnificent 40 point round. Tattersfield was strong again but it was the powerful hitting Joe Kenzitt who would take the halfway lead on countback with both men tied on 70 pts with Kiltee looking menacing one shot adrift on 69 pts. The three front runners had put themselves 7 pts clear of Calco veteran Peter Forster.

Day 3

Moving day and the story would come from Adam ‘Davo’ Davison with one of the all time great Calco rounds. An almost flawless 45 pts saw him win the day by an incredible 9 points and fire himself back into contention in overall third place with 101 pts. Tattersfield was solid again in second on 103 pts and Stuart Kiltie leading the pack by two points with just 18 holes to play. Steve Hardwick, bless ‘im would briefly have his moment with a fine 36 points emptying the very average scoring Wallis South’s pockets much to his delight. Only 5 of the field broke 30 pts on a brutally hot day making Davidson’s round even more remarkable.

And what of Pete Burke I hear you asking? Surely he would have found his form at last and pulled clear of the stench of moose? Unfortunately not! another woeful 20 pts saw him filling the Moosette position only 7 points clear of Lightowler who was still not 100 % right but had loudly vowed to climb out of the Moose position, not for the first time in his brief Calco history!! Could he get lucky again??

Day 4

Early nights were in order for a few though not for the club house leader Kiltie who had energy in abundance! There was plenty of tired looking bodies on the first tee of day 4. No mention yet of David Bell who was a pre favourite to moose for a record equalling 4th time (the record holder Mr Callaghan was absent and clearly still living on his 3rd place finish in Cork!) However our resident bookie has from somewhere found a practice regime that works for him and capped an excellent week off with a tremendous 34 points on the final day followed up by a strong day 1 and solid middle rounds to finish a very respectable 14th. Other worthy of mention include an excellent 5th position from Gav Whitworth (as usual he left at least 20 points out there, so he says!) an excellent debut from rookie Joe Kenzitt (6th) who has all the shots to be a Calco Cup winner. A satisfactory 7th place for supremo Steve Hardwick and I actually thought defending champion Paul Rich, though only 18th, did well off a huge slash. Another Calco legend Pete ‘3 pizzas’ Forster took the day 4 honours with 36 points. What promised to be an exciting battle to see if Craig Lightowler could avoid the ignominy of the moose regalia and Pete Burke avoiding the ultimate humiliation unfortunately ended early when Mark Wallis (North)’s back seized up with only 4 points on the board. Most felt sorry for him even though he took the Moose honour in good spirit, at the point of his injury he would be passed by Lightowler who nonetheless would be Moosette with Burke’s tragic 24 points seeing him finish 21st of 24! Wallis (South), whose self prediction of a first Calco Cup went sliding with him in the water on day 1 and could only finish 17th overall (though he did have the Golden ticket winner) and one of Calco’s finest players needs a mention, Mr Fearnsides, hang your head in shame with a sad 19th place finish.

In the battle for the Calco’s first major, Davison could not repeat the heroics of the day before and would surrender his podium finish to the evergreen Forster. This left Kiltie & Tattersfield battling it out for the big prize and in the end it went to the rookie Stuart Kiltie who held his nerve to fend off the brilliantly consistent Tatts who also mentioned in the post race analysis that the four players in the Golden Goose group had all played in the true spirit of the Calco. Encouraging each other all the way round, Kiltie superbly took the major by 3 points thanks to some incredible rip roaring drives that had to be seen to be believed,  (I did him one round thankfully). Along with some solid iron play, a great winner who embraced all what the Calco is about!

This was a Calco of many firsts – the first major, the first visit to Turkey and the first (and hopefully the last) to be played in the middle of a global pandemic!!! The fact we played at all is a miracle and huge thanks has to go to Steve Hardwick for his incredible organisation ably supported by his committee.

Here’s to Cyprus and the 21st Calco Cup.

Ben Moyle & MWS

 

1ST – STUART KILTIE ………………….. 135 pts (28/1)
2nd – Steve Tattersfield ………………. 132 pts (12/1)
3rd – Peter Forster ………………………. 126 pts (32/1)
4th – Adam Davidson ………………….. 126 pts (32/1)

8/1 favourite Kevin Ulla (11th)

21st – Pete Burke ……………….. 85 pts (66/1 to moose)
22nd – Ady Clough …………….. 84 pts (16/1)
23rd – Craig Lightowler………. 76 pts (36/1)
24th – MARK WALLIS (North) 70 pts (4/1)

Favourite to moose David Bell 6/4 (14th)

PLAYER PROFILES

MICKY BALDWIN

Form – last 3 years (-/25/28) Winner 2017

Handicap 11 (Aphrodite Hills) 10 (Secret Valley) –  (12 in 2019)

Well well our brilliant 2017 winner is back!! Our inspirational legend is one we all look up to both on and off the course. Right up there in the Calco Hall of Fame and a man who has it all. Enough of the niceties, so tbh handicapped to the hilt and can practice all he likes, absolutely no chance of winning again off 11/10. He would be better making himself useful by fetching the drinks for everyone on the 19th hole especially Coco the Clown 🤡 while he listens to how the Southerners are topping the leaderboard every day!

Player quote – “if everyone plays shite I could win on countback but will be awesome whatever, sun, golf, beer & giggles”

Bells Bookies – 20/1 to win …80/1 to moose

DAVID BELL

Form – last 3 years (14/-/27), best finish 14th (2020) – 3 x times Moose (2016/2012/2006)

Handicap 27/26 (28 last year)

The first major last year was quite simply ‘majestic’ for our resident bookies golfing career with a Calco personal best of 14th place. This included a magnificent 34 points on day 4, he won plenty of euros of those non believers! All in all a player who has mastered the art of using his handicap to the full and can again keep out of trouble with a solid display. Will need to be at his best again and not slip into old habits. Hopefully the big cigar will be out again after 54 successful holes.

Player quote “Been playing twice a week and in sparkling form, unfortunately I’m talking about poker not golf!”

Bells Bookies – 100/1 to win…..7/1 to moose

PETER BURKE

Form – last 3 years (21/6/21) 3 times winner (2015/2006/2004)

Handicap 7/6 (6)

Classy player and three time champion but completely wilted in the scorching Turkey heat last year and came close to total humiliation (well mentioned above, sorry Pete!). His last victory was in 2015 when well handicapped and a million miles away from that form. Have a strong feeling he will bounce back in Cyprus and a strong showing expected though still off a tough handicap, either way he is a joy to have on the trip and one of the Calco’s true legends. Hopefully we will hear a soulful tune or two.

Player quote – “Struggling off the tee and not playing the best golf of my career but working hard on my game and looking forward to the challenge of Aphrodite Hills”

Bells Bookies – 20/1 to win ….50/1 to moose

STEPHEN CALLAGHAN

Form – last 3 years (-/3/31) best finish 3rd (2019) 4 times Moose

Handicap 26/25 (28 in 2019)

I would say great to have him back and he was much missed last year but truthfully he wasn’t and now we have to listen to that boring ‘remind me again, where did I finish in Cork’ rubbish. Can he do the impossible again, no chance, and will be a good bet to be in the thick of the moose group come day 3. Almost certainly will crumble like a Leeds Utd defence on the first day as he watches Wallis South & Kenzitt go on a birdie fest. Always takes defeat well and we can enjoy his compare duties on the coach back, at least he’s good for something!

Player quote – “ well the warm up was my second round of golf since Cork, I’ve had a putting lesson but nailed on to be in the bottom four and after Cork (yawnnnnn) I’ve been pulled 2 shots as well” … yep he’s not wrong there, moooooooooose!!!!

Bells Bookies – 80/1 to win ….9/1 to moose

NEIL CLEGHORN

Form – Rookie

Handicap 11/10

A warm welcome to Neil and one thing for sure we know what he’s been doing in this global pandemic. His handicap has more than halved in about a year so is he stretched to the limit? Can he handle the pressure?, no one wants to be in that moose group on day 3 but shouldn’t really come into play for him.

Player quote – “pleasure to be here and I hope the game holds up as can’t bare the thought of being a moose”

Bells Bookies – 20/1 to win … 40/1 to moose

MARK COLLEY

Form – Rookie

Handicap 8/7

Comes in as the lowest handicapped rookie so obviously can play a bit. Very steady I’ve been told, so can he show his true potential or will the Collywobbles take over under the Calco pressure!

Player quote “ looking forward to a great Calco trip and my game is in good shape, a top 6 finish is on the cards”.

Bells Bookies – 16/1 to win….80/1 to moose

MARTIN CROSSFIELD

Form – last 3 years (9/2/-) best finish – runner up (2019)

Handicap 14/13   (15 last year )

Another excellent trip last year and a good 9th place finish after the disappointment of being runner up in 2019. One of the more reliable players who has a tidy all round game and no reason why he can’t contend here again. But now down to 14/13 so probably will find a few in front of him down the stretch, will be looking for odds on Martin being first round leader as always seems to start well, a million to be anywhere near the moose group.

Player quote – “there’s a new driver & hybrid in the bag so hopefully a bit more consistency off the tee. Been making small steps in the right direction which hopefully can lead to one big step towards lifting the trophy. As we all know the Calco is as much about the experience as it is on the course, enjoy”.

Bells Bookies – 16/1 to win…. 100/1 to moose

JIMMY CURLEY

Form – last 3 years (13/6/3) Winner (2003)

Handicap 20/19    (18 last year )

Veteran only in age and just like Foz a Calco stalwart who knows how to enjoy themselves and is a former winner, though it was nearly 20 years ago!, A good last three years Jimmy still retains enough ability to trouble the leaders but winning is going to be difficult especially as committee were not too impressed with his victory in the Warm Up off 28! .. yes 28!! How the hell did he get away with that! ) Off 20/19 now and could be more moose material.

Player quote – “I’m getting on a bit now and the only thing I like about my age is the sexual position it refers too!”

Bells Bookies – 33/1 to win ….. 25/1 to moose

ADAM DAVISON

Form – last 3 years (4/25/2) best finish – runner up (2018)

Handicap 14/13    (15 last year)

A lively character to say the least and last year was responsible for possibly the greatest round in Calco history when shooting the lights out of Sueno Pines, with an incredible 45 points, winning the day by 9 shots!! Wasn’t enough to get that first Calco victory but still an improving golfer who is without doubt one of this years favourites, only needs to keep that streaky run going for all three rounds and he will be lifting the prestigious trophy!

Player quote – “ I eat pressure! Not playing as well as I like but I’ve lowered my expectations which will make me more relaxed, can’t wait!”

Bells Bookies – 14/1 to win ….100/1 to moose

ALAN DOIG

Form – last 3 years (16/26/25) Winner (2011)

Handicap 13/12    (12 last year )

Even a helping hand from the handicapper didn’t project Doigy to Calco glory last year in Turkey and another disappointing showing passed by for our former winner. Still he provides us all with plenty of entertainment so who cares! Maybe without any expectations this year he could be dangerous as there’s no doubt he’s a decent golfer when all said and done. Another total fruit cake in the Lister mould and if he plays as good as he sups then there is only one winner.

Player quote – “Been playing well all summer but then August comes round and everything starts to unravel, but hey I still have enough in the bag to take some wonga off Coco!” yes in your dreams!

Bells Bookies – 33/1 to win….33/1 to moose

ANDY FEARNSIDES

Form – last 3 years (20/13/7) Best finish – runner up 2011

Handicap 9/8    (9 last year )

Always comes into these tours well fancied and clearly has the all round game to be a winner but somehow just seems to get the “Phil Listers” when travelling abroad. Handicapped on his good play at home one day it will click and no more a popular winner you would find. Last year, only Pete Burke’s nightmare stopped us talking about a near bottom 3 finish for Fearny, surely that won’t happen again, will it?

Player quote – “leaving my driver at home will pay dividends and I won’t be missing a fairway with my 3 wood, the rest of my game is in the lap of the gods!”

Bells Bookies – 20/1 to win…. 60/1 to moose

ROBBE FLEMING

Form – last 3 years (8/17/10) best finish – 5th (2018)

Handicap 7/6    (6 last year )

A solid display when 8th in Turkey was a great effort from one of our so called “proper golfers” and must surely fancy his chances of contending this year. Will give plenty of stick to the Southern boys and will be inspired if he has competition from them near the top of the leaderboard. Be out in Cyprus early this year acclimatising which should be a positive though also just as likely to be totally wankered by the time we get to day 1!

Player quote – “ I always play shit on the Calco but as usual I fancy my chances and the game is in great shape”

Bells Bookies – 20/1 to win….60/1 to moose

PETER FORSTER

Form – last 3 years (3/26/6) Winner 2005

Handicap 9/8    (10 last year )

A last minute decision again thankfully with sponsorship coming via Dominoes! Fantastic effort in Turkey with a podium finish and played some fine golf, lost a shot like many but on his very best form a real contender. Proper party animal and age has no bounds for the Fozmeister!

Player quote – “well I made it so let the fun begin, game has been steady all year and fully looking forward to Cyprus”

Bells Bookies – 20/1 to win ….80/1 to moose

STEVE HARDWICK

Form – last 3 years (7/9/17) best finish – 4th (2017)

Handicap 9/8     (13 last year )

Mr Calco himself, we all appreciate the brilliant organisation year after year. It’s difficult coping with this and trying to play to your best golf but two consecutive top 10’s gives him massive hope of finally getting his hands on that trophy. Will need to play his best off a stern handicap and will never look forward to the opening day more as he plays with both Wallis (south) and Mr Callaghan. A four ball to dream of made up by the big hitting Joe Kenzitt which will surely draw a huge gallery with most eyes on Coco the clown, he could thrive or get drawn down to Calla’s level.

Player quote – “every aspect of my game has improved and playing better than ever, not happy with new handicap and having nightmares already being drawn out with MWS” .. can safely say that like Lister he will be in my pocket!

Bells Bookies – 25/1 to win…..100/1 to moose

JIMMY HOLLIDAY

Form – last 3 years (-/16/22)    Winner  (2016)

Handicap 13/12    (15 in 2019)

Sadly had to pull out last year at the very last minute and was much missed but hopefully he will fully make up for lost time and has some of the younger generation he can lead astray!! Some will never have seen the “legend” before and they are no doubt in for a real treat! Struggling to write anything positive about the golf, Jimmy can certainly play and the less he thinks about the golf the better he is. Tough handicap mark which seems odd, could certainly be either a Calco Cup golden goose or be wearing the antlers?

Player quote – “I’ve not played as much as I would like but been very steady, will as usual make an impact but probably not on the course”

Bells Bookies – 40/1 to win……25/1 to moose

JOE KENZITT

Form – last 3 years (6/-/-) best finish 6th (2920)

Handicap 13/12    (15 last year )

Excellent debut in Turkey last year when a fine 6th, good all round player and powerful off the tee, was hitting 9 irons to the green last year when us mere mortals was reaching in the bag for 5 or 6 irons. Loved the drink afterwards, maybe a little too much! but hey that’s youth for you, big runner and sure to be contending!

Player quote – “really enjoyed last year and looking forward to another great trip, my golf is in good order and if I can handle the pressure I fancy my chances”

Bells Bookies – 14/1 to win……100/1 to moose

STUART KILTIE

Form – last 3 years (1/-/-/)    Winner 2020

Handicap 11/10    (18 last year )

Without doubt the best debut in Calco history last year in Turkey and literally smashed the courses up with brute power and accuracy to lift the converted trophy and did so in the right spirit as well. Totally unfancied by most it proves it could be anyone’s turn if they have the right attitude. What can we expect this year? A stern defence should be in order despite a huge slash, certainly will be leading the off course entertainment as well as he knows no bounds when partying, Jesus! I want to come back as Stuart Kiltie if there’s an afterlife!

Player quote – “it’s an honour to defend the trophy and I’m still improving but will have to be at my best off 11/10)

Bells Bookies – 20/1 to win …..50/1 to moose

CRAIG LIGHTOWLER

Form – last 3 years (23/24/19)      best finish 6th (2014)

Handicap 16/15    (17 last year )

Not for the first time just avoided the humiliation of being Moose because a player was injured, amazingly both times to a Mark Wallis (one from the South and one from the North!), A real character who loves the trip but definitely one that under performs on the course. Woeful overall record but has the game to put that right one day, maybe this year? Can he please keep those pants on this year, not a pretty sight!

Player quote – “I love this event and will be all out to get my reputation back as a decent golfer”

Bells Bookies – 33/1 to win….18/1 to moose

GREGORY LINNELL

Form – Rookie

Handicap 16/15

Another rookie that we welcome aboard and rightly says he doesn’t know what to expect. I can tell you that, a complete piss take and character assassination awaits and if you take the golf too seriously don’t expect an invite back! Joking aside a better bunch of lads you could not find and we hope you really enjoy the event. My spies tell me a fair bit of golfing talent is there but an unlikely winner and almost certainly an unlikely moose, mid table security will suffice.

Player quote “My form on the course is a bit YoYo but like Arsenal I should warm to the task and climb up the leaderboard” not so sure about that!

Bells Bookies – 33/1 to win …..25/1 to moose

PHIL LISTER

Form – last 3 years (12/20/9/) best finish – runner up (2003)

Handicap 13/12    (13 last year )

That runner up spot way back in 2003 (just 12 players) is a distant memory for PLB and nothing but mediocrity has materialised especially abroad. More likely to get a yellow card than finish in the top 10 but fortunately just has enough golfing talent to stay clear of the Moose group. What hurts more is no doubt he will be losing a few euros to Wallis South over the three days. Total buffoon who will need a few cuddles off his chum Hardwick when his game again hits rock bottom, having said that not the worst handicapped player so you never know.

Player quote “ It’s hard concentrating on the golf with all my committee duties, as well as entertaining the troops, but one day it will click”

Bells Bookies – 25/1 to win….60/1 to moose

STEVEN MCHUGH

Form – Rookie

Handicap 26/25

Another first timer to welcome to the fold, I’ve not too much information on golfing ability but I’m hearing that his auction price is very popular!! I doubt this has to do with any thoughts of winning so antler humiliation comes into the equation! Then again I’m told he scored over 40 pts on a golf day not so long ago so who knows!

Player quote – “I’m nervous with anticipation what the Calco might bring and hoping my game holds up under the strain but can’t wait to get involved”

Bells Bookies – 60/1 to win …..8/1 to moose

BEN MOYLE

Form – last 3 years (10/5/15)    Winner (2013/2002)

Handicap 14/13    (16 last year )

Got off to a flying start last year when first round leader in Turkey and finished a tidy 10th. Calco winner back in 2013 and playing some steady golf recently though will need to find his cricket form if he is to lift that trophy again off a crazy slash that must leave him scratching his head a bit. Real stalwart of the whole event and a memory like an elephant if anyone wants to hear a story or two from the Calco history!

Player quote – “been playing twice a month and in the form of my life, unfortunately I’m talking about cricket not golf!”

Bells Bookies – 33/1 to win….33/1 to moose

CHARLES PORTER

Form – Rookie

Handicap 25/24

So I’m told a real character here and should fit in well, welcome to the best golf trip in the world. Now as for the golf I’m also told despite enormous improvement Calla has some serious competition here for the antlers!! Can be like Tyrell Hatton on the course with temperament issues and his putting stroke is like a grenade going off! But I’ve learned to my cost writing off rookies, as last year proved, so best of luck!

Player quote – “carrying a niggling injury but have a generous pensioners handicap on my first Calco so who knows”

Bells Bookies – 33/1 to win…..14/1 to moose

CHRIS RAMM

Form – last 3 years (15/-/13/)    Best finish 5th (2009)

Handicap 16/15    (15 last year )

A good golfer and always aggressive which can prove successful as we saw last year, but sadly lacking the accuracy to go with it and way too many blanks to go with his bullets! Not one of the worst handicaps so a good start and he could be very dangerous. Great lad and a pleasure to be on the Calco with and will enjoy the trip no matter what happens on the course.

Player quote – “As usual will come into the event full of expectations and hopefully this will be my year”

Bells Bookies – 40/1 to win….20/1 to moose

PAUL RICH

Form – last 3 years (18/1/6/)    Winner 2019

Handicap 14/13     (13 Last year )

Our 2019 champ was hoping for some ease in his severe slash from last year but no such luck from the stingy Northern committee and another struggle looks likely. In fact he did well to finish 18th last year, indeed, the Moose comes into play and has literally no chance of finishing in front of his Southern comrade MWS. Still he’s won the trophy that many can only dream of and will provide plenty of laughs off the course, if he’s not ‘away with the fairies’, tbh that’s the only reason he’s invited now! (that will teach him for insulting me on WhatsApp)

Player quote – “like my buddy Mr Holliday I’m very under golfed but expecting a bold showing given I should get a few shots back” … yeah dream on!!

Bells Bookies – 40/1 to win….25/1 to moose

STEVE TATTERSFIELD

Form – last 3 years (2/18/12) Winner 2009

Handicap 7/6    (9 last year)

Bounced back to form last year after a couple of disappointing efforts with a superb second place finish and but for the excellence of an unnatural rookie would have won comfortably. But, and there’s always a but, a couple of shots gone and now handicapped to the hilt so might have to dig deep to be a contender. Produced some stunning Calco memories over the years but only ones he will produce this year will not be on the golf course.

Player quote – “ I should win but it’s all about the trip and will enjoy watching some Southerners struggle” … not likely to happen in any department!

Bells Bookies – 10/1 favourite to win….100/1 to moose

MARK WALLIS (NORTH)

Form – last 3 years (24/-/33) best finish 18th (2017) moose 2020

Handicap 22/21 (20 last year )

Unfortunately Moosed last year after a back injury forced his retirement though it has to be said, at the time he wasn’t living up to last years pre event hype of being a dark horse to win. I was never convinced and if I had all the money in the world I wouldn’t be putting a penny on my namesake to lift the trophy and never better than 18th in any year. Still he’s a good lad even if we need an interpreter to understand that Brummie accent, gets a couple back so providing he’s healthy should just stay out of moose group on day 3.

Player quote – “ The swing is good, the back is fine and can’t wait to start”

Bells Bookies – 100/1 to win…..6/1 favourite to moose

MARK WALLIS (SOUTH)

Form – last 3 years (17/12/11) best finish – runner up (2013) Moose (2015)

Handicap 19/18    (19 Last year )

Big write up last year and unfortunately couldn’t live up to his own propeganda! No surprise I hear you say, so here we go, played less than ever before and not competitive on monthly society handicap of 22 so not looking forward to playing these tough courses off 19/18. Of course having said that I will have to say, been training hard and nearly a stone and half lighter than last year to cope with the heat. Honing a new swing to perfection and not taking any extra euros as will win loads off the Northerners who want to take me on. New putting grip and been averaging 250 yds of putts per round and while all those whinge about their World Handicaps I will plot my way round to 3 good scores that will finally lift that trophy. Surely no more deserving winner than Wallis South 🤡

Player quote – “bring it on! Mr 4 points is coming to town”

Bells Bookies – 33/1 to win….33/1 to moose

GAV WHITWORTH

Form – last 3 years (5/22/16)    Winner (2008)   Moose (2007)

Handicap 12/10    (11 last year )

Good golfer who played well when 5th last year but maybe was slightly disappointed not to be on podium at least. Again his putter had ice on it being so cold, certainly this strange World Handicap has helped and really looks well in this year. The Calco is filled with so many big characters and Gav is one of them, best chance of a Southern winner (MWS excluded of course) and one of the favourites to lift the trophy for a second time even if that last victory is now a distant memory.

Player quote – “playing solid golf and have a much better swing path so more consistent that’s for sure” .. did he say swing path, what the fucks that! 🤡

Bells Bookies – 16/1 to win…..80/1 to moose

JEFF WIND

Form – last 3 years (-/8/14)    best finish 4th (2009)

Handicap 19/18    (20 in 2019)

The storm has blown back in this year or maybe it’s just gentle breeze! Good to have a great character back and certainly at his best has a game that can contend and never looks like wearing the antlers but winning just looks a pipe dream. We can expect a full repertoire of jokes to keep us amused and that’s his best chance of shining on tour!

Player quote “ did you hear the one about a golfer who kept looking at his watch, his playing partner moaned ‘its very distracting’ he replied ‘it’s not a watch it’s a compass” thanks Jeff!

Bells Bookies – 60/1 to win……18/1 to moose


FORMGUIDE PRICES (not Bells Bookies)

8/1 Rob Fleming, Gav Whitworth, 10/1 Adam Davison, Mark Colley, 12/1 Joe Kenzitt, Steve Tattersfield 16/1 Andy Fearnsides, Stuart Kiltie, 20/1 Peter Forster, Chris Ramm, 25/1 Phil Lister, Pete Burke, Micky Baldwin, Jeff Wind, 33/1 Steve Hardwick, Mark Wallis (South) Martin Crossfield, Alan Doig, 40/1 Jimmy Holliday, Neil Cleghorn 50/1 Gregg Linnell, Jimmy Curley, 66/1 Steve Mchugh, Charlie Porter, Ben Moyle, David Bell 80/1 Craig Lightowler, 100/1 Steve Callaghan, Mark Wallis (North) 150/1 Paul Rich

FORMGUIDE SUMMARY

We are now just a few days away from our magical annual Calco Cup trip and despite still being in a world pandemic as such we are gradually getting back to some normality. Cyprus is this years venue and we will endeavour to conquer the scenic Aphrodite Hills & Secret Valley with our golfing skills. Normally I have a good read on what’s required on these courses but have had various opinions but without doubt those that can keep it in play and putt well will ultimately be contending for our prestigious trophy, those that don’t, the antlers will be waiting!

The new format of three competitive rounds to decide the honours is ideal and looks set in stone, two rounds is not enough where if you have a slightly below average round your chance of glory has gone. Equally at the bottom end there’s enough time and no excuses if one day goes pear shaped. Four rounds is great for the Majors like last year and no doubt our 25th anniversary will be the next one, god willing we are all still here to enjoy it!

So what we really want to know is who does the Formguide predict?, In previous years we have come up with some excellent tips that have payed dividends but also been spectacularly wrong. Like last year, our champion Mr Kiltie went off relatively unfancied and Formguides prediction for the antlers going to Mr Bell was way out as he finished above many, including myself, of so called good golfers! 31 players tee off and baring any injuries at least half the field will be thinking they can sink that winning putt on day 3 at Aphrodite Hills!

Of the former champions it’s not hard to see that last years runner up Steve Tattersfield is on the radar again but with another couple of shots gone I think he has it all to do to be crowned champion. Three times winner Pete Burke had a nightmare last year and again off a tough handicap will just be looking to get back into the top half. Alan Doig needs the toughest test, like the Belfry, and a bunched finish to have a chance but I can see top 10 at least. Ben Moyle is the victim of a handicap committee decision that is baffling to say the least, losing 2/3 shots when only 10th last year, he will do well to keep away from the bottom end. Paul Rich & Jimmy Curley’s three scores together may not top what the winner gets off tough marks and could both be facing a battle to stay out of the moose group! Last years brilliant winner Stuart Kiltie sees an all time record slash to 11 but he has the ability & power to still make the top 10. Calco legends Micky Baldwin and Jimmy Holliday return after being absent last year and Peter ‘American Hot’ Forster are steady enough and all could contend if it turns out to be a tough scoring event. That leaves our formguide selection from last year GAV WHITWORTH and though he had a decent Major, finishing 5th, he looks likely to do better again this year. Methodical and precise is his forte and that’s exactly what’s needed here, as a gambler I hate being guilty of ‘following them over the cliff’ but he’s our formguide selection again to become Golden Goose for a second time, come on my son! Oi Oi!

There are plenty with talent that have never won the Calco Cup before despite many years of dreaming they will, one day, be the man! Our fantastic organiser who we all owe so much too, Steve Hardwick, is playing the best golf of his life but this new World Handicap has punished him and he can’t win playing off single figures. Mark Wallis (South) these days is more of a match play specialist (🤡) and needs a shot or two back to contend. Martin Crossfield traps quicker than my greyhounds but runs out of gas when it matters. Craig Lightowler hits a ball as good as any at times and will surely put a couple of good scores together to keep out of trouble and Mark Wallis (North) if healthy, can just about do enough to pass those antlers on to someone else. David Bell is now a man who can climb leaderboards and will be looking to better last years stunning 14th place finish (don’t let me down!). Phil Lister could go well at a price if he could be more focussed and forget he’s on foreign soil. Two other players who I can see having a good Calco and being in the top 10 + are Andy Fearnsides & Chris Ramm. Fearny, another to have a nightmare last year, is full of confidence, just using his 3 wood for accuracy he is scoring well. As I said keeping it in play is key to success this year, while Rammy I fancy to play much better and is off a reasonable mark compared to others. As well as former winner Micky Baldwin & Jimmy Holliday it’s great to see Jeff Wind return after missing last year and he will give his usual honest display but will struggle to land a blow. That leaves my real fancy to chase home Mr Whitworth and that’s big boy ‘ROB FLEMING’ I genuinely think the winning score is going to be 96-98 pts over three rounds which could bring a huge amount of players into the equation and 3 x 32’s are well within Rob’s compass, a bit of focus and a hot putter he is the Northerners best chance of glory.

As well as our defending champion Stuart Kiltie both Adam Davison & Joe Kenzitt have youth on their side and have no fear of what’s ahead of them. Both can score heavily as we saw from ‘Davo’ last year when weighing in with an awesome 45 pts on day 3. The question is whether both can put three rounds together, especially after losing a couple of shots. If they do no one will get near them but I fancy top 10’s more than them winning.

So what of the Rookies! Regulars like Ulla, Woolridge, Clements, Yates, Clough, Burrows, Loughran, Kaye & the Cawtherays are all missing this year for various reasons and unluckily the likeable Paul Sykes is injured. So what newbies are going to step up to the plate, have we a Stuart Kiltie or a Guy Glover? A mixture of talent is on display for sure, without doubt MARK COLLEY is the best golfer of all the Rookies and though I only have some rough info on all of them he looks the one that can not only play well, but contend, indeed a podium finish could be in order. Neil Cleghorn is also talented but off a tough mark and along with Gregg Linnell who can also play a bit should stay clear of any moose droppings.

By my calculations that’s 27 of the 30 players in the Calco mentioned above so the last three have only one thing to be talked about, yes those antlers! The fight to be Moosette could very well come down to a battle of Rookies, please don’t take offence of course, as everything I write is tongue in cheek but Charlie Porter & Steve McHugh maybe not coming just for the golf and off such high handicaps could easily prove me wrong. But I can see them both scrambling for points on these difficult courses and in conditions likely to be as hot as Turkey last year it’s not easy to play 18 holes so the moose group could suck them in on day 3. A man who knows all about the moose group and will be living off his Cork podium finish for as long as we still do a Calco trip is STEPHEN CALLAGHAN, part of the SAS, it’s brilliant to have him back, even better for me is that I’m going to see his struggles on the first day! Yes the usual ‘never moosed abroad’ will be heard a million times but unless Porter or Mchugh are the new ‘Guy Glovers and Wallis (North & South) backs hold up and Mr Rich & Mr Curley (Mr Moyle as well maybe) can score enough points off brutal handicaps and hopefully our bookie Mr Bell doesn’t fall into old habits then Calla,to the joy of everyone on the trip, will be Calco Moose 2021, you heard it here first!

Hope you enjoyed the read and the very best of luck

Formguide (MWS)