@p-m-jones
Active 8 years, 9 months ago-
Phil Jones posted a new activity comment 8 years, 9 months ago
Late fitness test at the range today Steve and get it right it’s a Moob injury…..about 20 years since i had any pecs!
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Phil Jones posted a new activity comment 8 years, 9 months ago
Are they to stop him from choking Mick?
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Phil Jones posted an update 8 years, 9 months ago
Has anyone else had anywhere near the perfect preparation Hardwick has for this Calco event? Long game lessons, putting lessons, playing 3 times a week, range in between rounds, 18 holes around Wentworth with Glen Hoddell (beat him 3&2), regular sex from Claire to keep him relaxed & to top it all a full body sports massage booked on Tuesday to…[Read more]
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You forgot the super strength throat lozenges Phil.
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Are they to stop him from choking Mick?
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Yeah but they won’t do the job. He needs the industrial strength, (with the hint of biblical apocalypse).
Don’t tell him though – seems like our only chance the way he’s shaping up.
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Very good boys. I hope that Mooositus in your pectoral Phil is healing up nicely!! Micky B I hear every time you get a wedge out you need a lozenger on the end of it ;0). Anyway Phil your write up is not quite right, my massage is booked for Monday, He He.
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Late fitness test at the range today Steve and get it right it’s a Moob injury…..about 20 years since i had any pecs!
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Alas what you hear is true pal. At the moment, with a wedge in my hands I can turn any opportunity into the deepest moose shit imaginable.
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Phil Jones posted an update 8 years, 10 months ago
Quick 9 holes with Hardwick tonight at ‘His Manor’ nice to see him 3 putt the 1st from 12 feet for bogey ahead of his putting lesson tomorrow but he’s looking good otherwise taking the fiver 3&1. Is it right the occasion usually gets to him though??
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He is not called the choker for nothing Phil ..
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i may cancel my bet 🙂
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Phil Jones posted an update 8 years, 10 months ago
Today’s playing Report from the very affordable Manor Golf & Country Club…..Lister blatantly got dressed in the dark (electric blue kegs) but still strikes a good iron (30 points) & will play better after a San Miguel, Hardwick’s middle name is now ‘3 putt’ & he even needed 4 go’s with the flat stick at one point! Here’s hoping the faster greens…[Read more]
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Phil Jones posted a new activity comment 8 years, 10 months ago
I think you are backing the wrong Horse Steve (or should I say Phil), rumour has it Lister is getting his big stick out again & not just down the Old Town!!! Last time I witnessed him use driver he lost about 4 balls!!
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Phil Jones posted an update 8 years, 10 months ago
Looking forward to my 1st game of 2015 this coming Sunday with a couple of fellow Calcoers, could be some movement on the odds boards with Bells Bookies depending on how it goes but which market!! I’m sure Harwicks already had a sneaky bet on me to for Moose?!
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You’re not wrong mate. I might be doubling my stake after Sunday!! Don’t forget 10 pints Saturday night so you know how you’ll feel in five weeks time. Good luck mate ;0)
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I think you are backing the wrong Horse Steve (or should I say Phil), rumour has it Lister is getting his big stick out again & not just down the Old Town!!! Last time I witnessed him use driver he lost about 4 balls!!
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Phil Jones posted a new activity comment 8 years, 10 months ago
Are you now classed as the best player never to win a major then Phil?
The Colin Montgomerie of the Calco Cup??!! 🙂-
Just ask a lad called two shots about that (Foz) I will introduce you to him 🙂
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Let it go Phil
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Phil Jones's profile was updated 8 years, 11 months ago
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Phil Jones posted a new activity comment 8 years, 11 months ago
Cheers Steve and likewise look forward to meeting you too. Even though I’ve not swung a club for 10 months I’m not worried in the slightest about Mooseing, when Hardwick sold the trip to me he said there’s 2 or 3 lads who basically are 40 Handicappers and you’d have to have a complete mare to get anywhere near the bottom group?? Might have…[Read more]
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Phil Jones posted a new activity comment 8 years, 11 months ago
Cheers Mick have made a note 🙂 & looking forward to meeting everyone. By the way has anyone else heard Hardwick went around Wentworth 9 over gross recently? 16 Handicapper too he tells me, mind you he always told me Satimat was a good paper to print on too!
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Phil Jones posted a new activity comment 8 years, 11 months ago
Cheers Andy, looking forward to getting involved! My golfs not great but I can hold my own on the drinking stakes so from what I’ve heard I’ll be in good company!?!?
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Hi Phil and welcome.
This is only my third Calco so a relative newcomer myself.
Am in a position to give you one important tip though.
Don’t get in a round with Lofty unless you’re REALLY thirsty, he’s a premier division guzzler.
Oh, and watch out for Doigy. He’s a little accident prone.-
Cheers Mick have made a note 🙂 & looking forward to meeting everyone. By the way has anyone else heard Hardwick went around Wentworth 9 over gross recently? 16 Handicapper too he tells me, mind you he always told me Satimat was a good paper to print on too!
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Phil Jones posted an update 8 years, 11 months ago
News reaching Alcudia (My Calco Cup debut warm weather training camp) from a very very confident northern paper rep ,who will remain nameless, that his numerous lessons & umpteen rounds of golf are finally paying off and that he’s got at least 3 or 4 shots in hand of his official H’cap mark…….As a Calco Virgin when can I get my 1 Euro each way…[Read more]
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duly noted !!!
welcome on board Phil-
Cheers Andy, looking forward to getting involved! My golfs not great but I can hold my own on the drinking stakes so from what I’ve heard I’ll be in good company!?!?
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Hi Phil and welcome.
This is only my third Calco so a relative newcomer myself.
Am in a position to give you one important tip though.
Don’t get in a round with Lofty unless you’re REALLY thirsty, he’s a premier division guzzler.
Oh, and watch out for Doigy. He’s a little accident prone.-
Cheers Mick have made a note 🙂 & looking forward to meeting everyone. By the way has anyone else heard Hardwick went around Wentworth 9 over gross recently? 16 Handicapper too he tells me, mind you he always told me Satimat was a good paper to print on too!
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Phil Jones changed their profile picture 8 years, 11 months ago
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Hi Phil, welcome on board. Look forward to meeting you and hopefully sticking some antlers on your head and a moose jacket on your back 🙂 ……..PS Satimatt was always overrated 🙂
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Cheers Steve and likewise look forward to meeting you too. Even though I’ve not swung a club for 10 months I’m not worried in the slightest about Mooseing, when Hardwick sold the trip to me he said there’s 2 or 3 lads who basically are 40 Handicappers and you’d have to have a complete mare to get anywhere near the bottom group?? Might have…[Read more]
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Yeah but they won’t do the job. He needs the industrial strength, (with the hint of biblical apocalypse).
Don’t tell him though – seems like our only chance the way he’s shaping up.